This one's for the Yokel's
Whose teeth were all set wrong
This one’s for the nurse
Whose been waiting far too long
Dr Robert’s keen to clean your gums and such
He’ll poke you with his poker and seduce you with his touch
He’ll sit you down if you are clean
He’ll poke and stroke and make you scream
He makes his money selling dreams
then slams himself in magazines
Used to be a poet, never washed his face
A child of a man, in which his parents had misplaced
Never went to college, but he got a degree
Spent his youth with mother under a florescent trees
Dirty little Hygienist, he’s the hot rod dentist
Dirty little Hygienist, he’s the hot rod dentist
Open Wide, Open Wide
credits
from The Situation,
track released December 12, 2011
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Ian Lamont - Backing vocals, Guitar, Synthesizers (Roland MKS - 80), Programming (Reason 4 - handclaps and electric toms), Tamborine
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