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Vaseline

from The Situation by Lamontasaurus

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Vaseline

(Lamont)

If I had a boat and some Vaseline
I'd take it out to sea
I'd take it out and gather those fishes, count them three by three
If I had a boat and some Vaseline
I'd take it out to sea
I'd take back all those fishes for my sweet Marie

Then I would come into port, with my good friend Jim
He's really quiet the funny man, go look at him!
I know you like the rainbow trout, but there's none that I could see
But I brought you back an eel named Neil he's really quiet friendly

I give you to him, To let him swim
In your quim

Maybe it was the squid I ate, that's making me feel grim
Or maybe it was the porno movie, starring my good friend Jim
Maybe it was the crumpet I had just after tea
Or maybe it's the fact you prefer those fishes, well over me
What will I do, go back to school

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from The Situation, track released December 12, 2011
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Ian Lamont - Lead Vocals, Guitar, Synthesizers (Moog Voyager, Arp String Ensemble, Roland VP - 330, Roland RE 101, Roland MKS - 80), Programming (Roland TR - 909, Reason 4 - Timpanies and cymbals),

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